Look at this cool little lego set (Yes it's only one lego but look at how cool it is)! And for only for $516.99!? What a steal! This product is in high demand, so buy one while supplies last! But if you're not feeling up to it... I will charge your credit card for a large order of 1256 chicken chalupa supremes from Taco Bell and send them to your grandmother's basement. So Buy now! Okay so I am adding more text here to fill in the large gaping hole in my marriage. Please help me get another partner because my life is falling apart I think this is getting too personal and I forgot how to use punctuation now so thats cool
Oh wow look at these cool kiddos playing with their Jimmythin Lego Set! They used to be ugly little slimy snot-nosed spoiled brats until their (very cool) mother bought them this (very cool) lego set! Now all the kids want to cut class and smoke cigars with these kids! Isn't that just peachy keen?
Please buy this garbage- I mean quality product!!!
